I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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