nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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