I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I love having hate sex.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
