I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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