Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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