so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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