UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
she peed on how many people?
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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