You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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