I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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