It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Randomize