period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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