should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Go christen that room with your naked body.
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