Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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