That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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