yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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