Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Randomize
