It's Friday. Sex?
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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