She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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