Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize
