ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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