I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Randomize
