So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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