who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Randomize
