I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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