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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.

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(954): View more from Florida

pedialite and red bull = repair kit

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(352): View more from Florida

I used to practice getting hit by cars.

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(804): View more from Virginia

also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.

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(248): View more from Michigan

about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.

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(760): View more from California

i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.

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