My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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