There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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