May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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