does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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