Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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