Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I can't turn off my feet"
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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