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I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
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