"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
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