He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
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