You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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