8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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