I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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