It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
did i walk over a car last night?
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
