I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
Randomize