THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
the night ended with taco bell and tears
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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