Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
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