belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Randomize
