I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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