Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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