That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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