I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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