he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
