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(386): View more from Florida

it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.

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(940): View more from Texas

it's like heaven, but drunker

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(515): View more from Iowa

trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.

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(443): View more from Maryland

booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again

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(719): View more from Colorado

Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"

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(802): View more from Vermont

I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.

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(727): View more from Florida

just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win

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(415): View more from California

After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.

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