Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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