The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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