This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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