my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
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You. Win. At. Life.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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