So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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