just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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