OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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